A Compendium of Lesser Sexy Owl Gods

Bring an offering of asafoetida seeds and a few of your teeth to curry favours with the Sexy Owl God of Perimenopause (results not guaranteed); hair styling products and small crabs so that The Sexy Owl God of Your Mom can tell you what a disappointment you are; toilet paper, dust, and, peppers from your sandwiches to be dazzled by The Sexy Owl God of Sexy Construction Work.

These pages contain *ONE DOZEN* lesser sexy owl gods! So sexy! So owlish!